We've all got things we've got no patience for. What are yours?
1. Going back to check for replies on blogs which don't notify you by email that you've been replied to. If I go back to check if you've replied, I love you basically. I LOVE Disqus for instantaneous notifications if I've been replied to.
2. Skeevy men on Twitter with their dick pics. Ugh, ugh and thrice ugh. If I want to see a naked mole rat, I'll watch a nature programme.
3. Skeevy men on Instagram with their 'kik me bebe' or whatever. I'll kick you all right, so hard you end up with three Adam's apples.
4. Annoying sales calls, especially those bogus pre-recorded PPI reclaim numbers which boom down the phone at about 110 decibels.
5. Spammy text messages. "Have you been in an accident?!" No, but you will be if I get hold of you.
6. Ironing. 'Nuff said.
7. Spammy DMs on Twitter. You know, the 'Follow me on Facebook, Pinterest, Tumblr, and join my nana's knitting circle!' ones. Guaranteed to unfollow you within about 2 days. Number collecting shitbags.
8. Doorstep cold callers, especially those of the religious variety.
9. Junk mail. I have to recycle that shit.
10. Shaving my legs every couple of days. If my leg hair grew at the same rate as my brows, I'd be screwed. Having to deforest my eyebrows constantly is bad enough. Thank jeebus my leg hair is sparse and soft.
What are your pet peeves?
Thanks for reading.
Leah xoxo
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